And now I must, am sad to state,
My ISA fund reactivate.
Filled in the form, it's duly signed,
But where to send it? Cannot find
A useful note of said address.
This really is an awful mess.
"Ask us something" was invited
By the screen. Got quite excited.
Lots of questions flashed on-line,
BUT NOT A SINGLE ONE WAS MINE.
"What's a money mule?" was one,
And thus the list went on and on.
Don't want to know. I do not care.
Have branch address. Will send form there.
There's no end yet to this sad story.
Will things henceforth be hunky-dory?
Or will I find my tail I chase?
Will let you know, so watch this space!