You take to the skies,Now it's "Fill in this form
And you might win a prize.
Your feedback's important
Re: where have you been.
What was the food like?
Your room - was it clean?
Your answers inform us
Of where we go wrong,
So please get your pens out:
This won't take you long."
The process, however,
Is not all that quick.
There are pages and pages
Of boxes to tick.
And then you reach "lifestyle":
Things start to get tough.
Your hobbies, your income,
And similar stuff.
Is your mobile on contract?
Or pay-as-you go?
Have you sorted your pension?
They now need to know.
Charities - which ones
You'd like to support.
The TV you watch,
And the papers you've bought.
Improving your holiday?
Don't have a clue
How it helps to know when
My insurance is due!
(and, incidentally, what is a "flight only" holiday?)
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