I've sometimes used those websites
Which insurance quotes provide,
But I never did get on with them,
No matter how I tried.
"Go Compare" could not oblige me.
I got a big fat "no".
The reason was six speeding points
From TWELVE long years ago.
At one time they were relevant,
Though now they're at an end.
But the system had remembered them,
And thus I was condemned.
"Confused" was not efficent,
And lived up to its name:
Insisted that my husband's car
And mine were both the same.
Our address I'd duly enter
And his vehicle appeared.
I could not amend these details,
And nor could they be cleared.
They then sent me an email,
By which I was surprised.
I clicked the link. Got message.
"Address not recognised".
Now, once again, insurance
On my car was almost due.
My company had written
With the info to renew,
I thought I'd better check it out,
And this time - Oh what joy! -
I got a quote for half the price,
Plus bonus meerkat toy.