The facts of life - a true story

Vicky was three and asked, "Mummy,
How did I get out of your tummy?"
"Keep it simple," it said in the book:
I told her the route that she took.

"Your head came out first," I explained,
"Next your arms... body... legs..." (Now feel drained).
She thought for a while, and asked whether
We'd then had to glue her together.

For details of my other books - Britannia's Glory and James the Third - please see the blog/post of each, both dated October 2024.