I truly have missed my vocation.

I should've embarked on another career,
Designing the ultimate hat.
I've studied the Duchess of Cambridge:
The photos all seemingly show
Stunning headgear is easy to fashion:
All you need is a large piece of dough -
Of the kind that is used to make pizza,

By adding a frill or a wisp at the back
Made of net, or some wire, or a feather.
The format is not rocket science
And seems like a bit of a doddle,
There's now just one hitch with my venture -
I need someone famous to model.
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