I truly have missed my vocation.
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I should've embarked on another career,
Designing the ultimate hat.
I've studied the Duchess of Cambridge:
The photos all seemingly show
That headgear's deceptively easy to make:
All you need is a large piece of dough -
Of the kind that is used to make pizza,
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By adding a frill or a wisp at the back
Made of net, or some wire, or a feather.
The format is not rocket science,
And seems like a bit of a doddle,
There's now one tiny hitch with this venture of mine -
I need someone who's famous to model.
Copyright Maggie Ballinger 2013
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