I hadn't worn them for a while,
But simple...classic...is their style.
Today I would these trousers don,
And started thus to pull them on.
This can't be true! This can't be right!
They never used to be this tight.
In secret, had they shrunk in size?
I yank them slowly up my thighs.
Inch by inch, the garment's eased -
As flesh is ever tightly squeezed.
Am sure I haven't put on weight,
So what had caused me to inflate?
Another tug...I reach a hip,
Then note I've not unzipped the zip.