In this crisis, we know our best hope,
Is to hand wash with plenty of soap.
We must take our time with this, since
It takes more than a casual rinse.
Speed, when applying this stuff,
Means we're not being thorough enough.
Thus, performing our self-cleansing missions,
"Happy Birthday" we sing - two renditions.
Or one "God Save the Queen" will suffice:
There's no need to be anthem-ing twice.