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My pair of beige suede "ballet pumps"
Were looking somewhat sad,
But these shoes were very comfy:
The best I've ever had.
I'd walked for many miles in them:
They never ever hurt me,
But now they looked quite tatty,
They were frayed and scuffed and dirty.
I really should have ditched them,
Though I didn't have the heart,
So I went and bought some suede dye
And they turned out very smart.
They're painted black, are fabulous,
The product never fails,
But I didn't wear protective gloves
And now I have Gothic nails!