Maybe tweeting would not seem so scary,
If I happened to be a canary.
As for teaching me how to do blogging,
It’s a very dead horse you’d be flogging.
But I’m told that I really must write,
On some sort of blog-tweeting site.
I’m just using plain paper and pen,
To say, “Welcome, please visit again.”
. . . . . and someone else will have to do the technical bit for me.