Autocorrect is useful,
If your spelling's not so good:
Errors will be rectified,
Words written as they should.
But the daughter of a lady
Who resides north of the border,
Was due to have a birthday,
So Mum texted through an order.
Atop the whole confection,
To complete the decoration.
A "wee blonde girl" should feature -
A clear specification.
But autocorrect knew better
And detected a mistake,
So what the mother wanted,
Didn't feature on the cake.
What sat there looking pretty
On the smoothly iced terrain,
Was a little dark haired lassie,
Who was blind and held a cane.
The cake was viewed with disbelief.
The whole thing seemed incredible,
But at least the girl was fondant,
So the sightless child was edible.